Posts Tagged ‘Tea Party’

A Friendly Reminder to my Tea Party Victors

A Friendly Reminder to my Tea Party Victors

To my newly elected Tea Party minions, Balls offers a word of caution. It will be tempting for you to believe that it was your razor-sharp wit and extraordinary good looks that earned your seats in the hallowed chambers of Congress. Nothing could be further from the truth! On the contrary, my friends, you were elected solely because Balls and a handful of friends chose to bankroll your campaigns with the reasonable expectation of a healthy return on our investment! While Balls at times has donated vast sums of money to worthy charities in the past completely out of philanthropic motives, this is most certainly not one of those times. In other words, the time has come for Balls to extract his pound of flesh. [Read the rest of this article...]

Balls Reconsiders Suffrage: The One Percent Solution

Balls Reconsiders Suffrage: The One Percent Solution

My friends, the great disparity in the distribution of talents and abilities is the primary reason why most of our Founding Fathers never intended to grant voting privileges to the great unwashed. The jackals in congress, enabled by equally detestable activist judges, have defied the original intent of our Founding Fathers by granting an equal voice to the wealthy and the poor, to the educated and the uneducated, to the worthy and the unworthy! I’m sure Adams and Hamilton are spinning in their graves! [Read the rest of this article...]

Blame Obama

Blame Obama

The American Tea Party is mad as hell, and they aren't going to take it anymore! I get that; rage I understand. What I am left to figure out is what in the hell they are mad about? Were these folks angry in 2005, 2006, 2007, or 2008? Have they just reached their boiling points now? Or is the President doing something to our nation that forms a legitimate gripe? The secret to the answer to that question, in my humble opinion, lies in the timing of the Tea Party outrage. [Read the rest of this article...]

‘What’s His Plan Son’

‘What’s His Plan Son’

It was one of those classic lines in cinema; Fred Thompson's kindly but gruff rebuke of Alec Baldwin's Jack Ryan. "What's his plan son? Ruskies don't take a dump without a plan, and senior commanders don't start something this risky without having thought the matter out." Of course, since Fred left acting to return to politics, the notion of "thinking the matter through" seems to have left the Party that he loves. What a shame. [Read the rest of this article...]

Animated Balls: Election 2012

Episode 1: It's Hard to Choose Just One

Episode 2: Occupy Wall Street

Episode 3: 999! The Cain Train to Prosperity

Episode 4: Small Government

Episode 5: Newt is Forgiven

Episode 6: A Candidate with Big Balls

Episode 7: Why We Must Elect Rick!

Episode 8: Don't Make Me Use the "S" Word!

Episode 9: Santorum & Obamaville

Episode 10: Settle for Mitt!

Episode 12: Austerity and Obama's Debt!

Episode 13: From My Cold, Dead Hands!

Episode 14: Ryan is a Bold Choice for VP!

Episode 15: Mitt Romney's Taxes

Episode 16: Mitt & Me; 2 Peas in a Pod!

Episode 17: Mitt and the 47%

Episode 18: The PA Voter ID Law

Episode 19: The Boss is Running!

Episode 20: Benghazi Has Legs

Episode 21: Grover, the NRA, and the GOP

Animated Balls: A New Frontier!

Piers Morgan & the White House Conspire Against Alex Jones!

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