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Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Minimum Wage

Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Minimum Wage

Rip open the borders, I say! Build a vast network of walking bridges across the Rio Grande and welcome these doe-eyed dreamers with open arms! Balls International Industries will have a fleet of cargo vans waiting to whisk away our new work force to our pristine facilities! Nothing would please me more than to issue a proclamation to fire the entire tawdry pack of union-loving jackals that is devouring our shareholders’ profits and suckling at the teat of the Balls fortune! No more bottom-feeding whistle blowers! Long forgotten will be the whiny, safety goggle-donning, naysaying OSHA devotees! And a special farewell to the vacation-loving, health insurance-needing, Facebook-trolling-on-company-time weasels who flee the building at the [Read the rest of this article...]

Animated Balls: Election 2012

Episode 1: It's Hard to Choose Just One

Episode 2: Occupy Wall Street

Episode 3: 999! The Cain Train to Prosperity

Episode 4: Small Government

Episode 5: Newt is Forgiven

Episode 6: A Candidate with Big Balls

Episode 7: Why We Must Elect Rick!

Episode 8: Don't Make Me Use the "S" Word!

Episode 9: Santorum & Obamaville

Episode 10: Settle for Mitt!

Episode 12: Austerity and Obama's Debt!

Episode 13: From My Cold, Dead Hands!

Episode 14: Ryan is a Bold Choice for VP!

Episode 15: Mitt Romney's Taxes

Episode 16: Mitt & Me; 2 Peas in a Pod!

Episode 17: Mitt and the 47%

Episode 18: The PA Voter ID Law

Episode 19: The Boss is Running!

Episode 20: Benghazi Has Legs

Episode 21: Grover, the NRA, and the GOP

Animated Balls: A New Frontier!

Piers Morgan & the White House Conspire Against Alex Jones!

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