Posts Tagged ‘Capitalism’

A Unique Acquisition

A Unique Acquisition

Consider the possibilities! Balls International Industries will own approximately one-fifth of the world’s fresh surface water! Millions of new clients will have the pleasure of relying on my better nature for their drinking water! The shipping lanes will be bustling once again with cargo ships whisking payloads of PCBs and thalidomide in and out of our great ports! Our national quest for energy independence can finally be realized with rigorous oil exploration and drilling throughout these grand waters! [Read the rest of this article...]

On Competition, Cancer & Charity

On Competition, Cancer & Charity

Leftys typically embrace the benefits of capitalism while railing against the less palatable byproducts, like a child who loves the view from a rooftop but snivels about the ascent of a few steps. These naive flower children fail to understand that all of the pennies and well wishes of the hackysack crowd are dwarfed by the single stroke of a true capitalist’s pen. The same imbeciles who squealed about the firm handling of a labor dispute at Carnegie Steel later stood in line to benefit from a share of Mr. Carnegie’s profits. [Read the rest of this article...]

Animated Balls: Election 2012

Episode 1: It's Hard to Choose Just One

Episode 2: Occupy Wall Street

Episode 3: 999! The Cain Train to Prosperity

Episode 4: Small Government

Episode 5: Newt is Forgiven

Episode 6: A Candidate with Big Balls

Episode 7: Why We Must Elect Rick!

Episode 8: Don't Make Me Use the "S" Word!

Episode 9: Santorum & Obamaville

Episode 10: Settle for Mitt!

Episode 12: Austerity and Obama's Debt!

Episode 13: From My Cold, Dead Hands!

Episode 14: Ryan is a Bold Choice for VP!

Episode 15: Mitt Romney's Taxes

Episode 16: Mitt & Me; 2 Peas in a Pod!

Episode 17: Mitt and the 47%

Episode 18: The PA Voter ID Law

Episode 19: The Boss is Running!

Episode 20: Benghazi Has Legs

Episode 21: Grover, the NRA, and the GOP

Animated Balls: A New Frontier!

Piers Morgan & the White House Conspire Against Alex Jones!

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