Written by B.T. Balls on 20 November 2010
To my newly elected Tea Party minions, Balls offers a word of caution. It will be tempting for you to believe that it was your razor-sharp wit and extraordinary good looks that earned your seats in the hallowed chambers of Congress. Nothing could be further from the truth! On the contrary, my friends, you were elected solely because Balls and a handful of friends chose to bankroll your campaigns with the reasonable expectation of a healthy return on our investment! While Balls at times has donated vast sums of money to worthy charities in the past completely out of philanthropic motives, this is most certainly not one of those times. In other words, the time has come for Balls to extract his pound of flesh. [Read the rest of this article...]
Written by Michael Chase on 16 November 2010
Liberals have a terrible reputation on foreign policy matters. They are also often bitter that Republicans can get away with mistakes in the foreign policy arena that would quickly sink a liberal. Just try and imagine the national mood had Democrat Al Gore been at the helm of the nation when 9/11 occurred. When the Christmas bombing failed in 2009, President Obama was quickly lambasted by his critics in a jumpy nation, but back on 9/11, we heard Mayor Rudy "9/11" Giuliani say that he felt glad that a Republican was in charge when we came under attack. [Read the rest of this article...]
Written by B.T. Balls on 05 November 2010
Half-wit economists have been running around with their hair on fire screaming bloody murder simply because of the high unemployment rate persisting among the great unwashed. These delusional nerds are acting as if their Dr. Who program had been temporarily interrupted with a football game! In spite of the misleading rubbish being passed off by “scholars” and the unappealing smell of desperation emanating from the masses, high unemployment rates are actually quite pleasant! [Read the rest of this article...]
Written by Michael Chase on 01 November 2010
As it stands, my projections for tomorrow are mixed. I will go on the record and predict the Democrats will loose 43 seats and the House majority. As for the Senate, I will go with a 5 seat loss, leaving that chamber with 52 Democrats, 46 Republicans, and 2 Independents (Socialist Bernie Sanders of Vermont and Joe Lieberman of Connecticut). These predictions project my belief that the overwhelming majority polls are showing Republicans 3-5 ahead of where reality lies. This discrepancy is driven entirely by a reliance on polling that does not capture cell-phone only households. Close to 25% of American households fit that description, and the majority of those (according to other anecdotal data) trend liberal. [Read the rest of this article...]
