Wanted: Experienced Disciplinarian
Balls International Industries only does business in jurisdictions that permit corporal punishment in the workplace. As such, our rapidly growing workforce has necessitated the hiring of disciplinarians with experience in same. The successful candidate will be able to hold an employee down while the employee is learning and/or dispense the necessary training. Background in Catholicism a plus, but not required. Relocation package may be available if proficient in second language. A Performance Assessment rating of “Always Exceeds Expectations” opens the door to other positions in Human Resources! Send resume and at least three references to Bleu’s attention.
